CORONAVIRUS ANXIETY? HAVE YOUR WEED DELIVERED. STAY HOME, STAY WELL, CHILL

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by Susan Gold

As the Coronavirus outbreak intensifies all over the world delivery services may be a matter of necessity, not a convenience.  Grocery stores are overwhelmed with consumers stockpiling everything from canned goods, toilet paper, water, disinfecting cleaning supplies, hand sanitizer, hygiene products and even meat and dairy products. Lines are long and interacting with lots shoppers with overflowing shopping carts during this pandemic could potentially be unsafe. 

Coronavirus hysteria is a big concern and is changing our normal daily life as we know it and causing worldwide stress and anxiety. Many seek out and purchase marijuana in the form of smoking, edibles and tinctures to help them cope.

A Washington State University study has researched how cannabis combats stress, anxiety and depression. The recent study published in the Journal of Affective Disorders, suggests that inhaling cannabis can significantly reduce short term levels of depression, anxiety and stress. 

Marijuana strains with Limonene are believed to provide anxiety and stress relief.  Some strains exhibit higher levels of limonene than others, but these levels can vary widely across harvest depending on genetics, growing techniques and curing processes.  These popular strains tend to produce Limonene dominant terpene profiles: Banana OG, Cherry, MAC, Dos si Dos, Tahoe OG, Wedding Cake, Strawberry Banana, Lemon.

Social distancing is highly recommended by most public health officials.  Major events such as the Coachella and Stagecoach concert have been postponed, Sporting events have been cancelled, cruise ships are docked and Disneyland is closed.  A nationwide lockdown could be looming next.

It’s an ideal time to chill at home and have some quality time with your friends and family.  Here are some couch potato suggestions for those who partake.

1.Rent a Movie.  Here are some favorites:

The Big Lebowski, Pineapple Express, Dazed and Confused, Harold and Kumar, Grandma’s Boy and Cheech and Chongs Next Movie. 

2.Play games.  Two Truths and a Lie is a well know drinking game, but you can substitute drinking for smoking.  The game goes like this: make three statements about yourself , two that are real and one that’s made up.  Each player makes a guess and those that guessed wrong take a hit. If everyone playing guess correctly, the person who made the three statements take a rip instead.

3. Order online for food or call your local Marijuana Delivery.  Be prepared, plan ahead and order.  Don’t go out to clinics where the virus could be lurking.  Save time, save gas, stay healthy. Call your Best friends www.bestfriendsfarm.org and have your weed delivered right to your couch. Order a pizza, light up a few joints and relax.

4. Substitute toilet paper for various hygiene products.  Out of toilet paper? Don’t panic.  Order a hand held bidet sprayer www.bidaisy.com.  Keep it Clean and Healthy with a powerful spray of fresh clean water.  You will be doing your part to save the planet too.

5.Play video games.  Call of Duty Warzone is a massive combat experience you can play with 150 others, even if they all have the virus!   It’s an awesome way pass the time and have fun if you’re stuck inside and the Coronavirus is raging outside your door.

6.  Have a romantic date night with your mate.  Bust out the wine, weed and candles. Give each other massages with intoxicating oils.  Be sensual, be gentle and most of all have a happy ending!

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